vooduhamster 38 years old, Woman, Live in Washington

Gender

Woman

Looking For

Man

Country

United States

Location

Washington, Vancouver

Marital Status

Married

Height

5 ft 4 in / 163-165 cm

Body Type

Large

Race

Caucasian

Religion

Other

Profession

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I'm back. Joy.
I am a short, fat and ugly spoiled bitch. I'm currently unhappy with my home life and need you to spice shit up. I'm crafty. I'm a good cook. I am definitely overweight, and, like all fat chicks, I'm working on it. I'm funny and sarcastic, have brown eyes or green eyes, depending on if my contacts are in or not. I am not blind without my contacts. I just like them better than glasses. I've got tattoos and I am Wiccan.I give good head, too.
I'm looking for a man who cares about what I think and how I feel. I'm looking for a man to help me when I'm frustrated, not blow me or my feelings off. Someone who likes dance clubs, and not necessarily to dance there. Just to meet there. I am not looking for a vine to get out of my marriage. If I wanted out of being married, I'd be out. So deal.It would help if you have a big dick. Don't rush me, either. I'm not going to meet you and fuck you in the same day. Hell, I might not fuck you at all.And send a picture of your face AND your dick. Im sick of squinti