monsterlicious 31 years old, Woman, Live in Indiana
Profile
- Gender
- Woman
- Looking For
- Man and Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- Indiana, Vincennes
- Marital Status
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- Height
- 5 ft 5 in / 166-167 cm
- Body Type
- Ample
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
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About Me
F*** the world. And your little dog too.
I am a donkey show in a sand storm. I believe that Tuna Helper is the tastiest dish ever invented. I do not live in a trailer. I have all of my teeth. I am naive, goofy, too trusting, and too outspoken. I am also dedicated, loyal, and hard working. I love to cookchicken pot pie, cabbage, gnocci...mmmmmmI love to dance, sing at the top of my lungs, and harass the staff at Denny's at 3 in the morning. I read voraciously, write maliciously, and sleep obsessively. I believe in miracles, have even witnessed a few myself. I think my dogs are better company than most people. They have better hygiene too. I smoke. Dont lecture me about it. I already have one mother. And she smokes. I love old musicals ie. Oklahoma, The Sound of Music, South Pacific. I love grainy old Bob Hope movies. I used to be an acrobat, and I have trophies and medals to prove it. And if you are stopping by Starbucks, can I get a venti white mocha with 3 extra espresso shots? Thank you.
I am a donkey show in a sand storm. I believe that Tuna Helper is the tastiest dish ever invented. I do not live in a trailer. I have all of my teeth. I am naive, goofy, too trusting, and too outspoken. I am also dedicated, loyal, and hard working. I love to cookchicken pot pie, cabbage, gnocci...mmmmmmI love to dance, sing at the top of my lungs, and harass the staff at Denny's at 3 in the morning. I read voraciously, write maliciously, and sleep obsessively. I believe in miracles, have even witnessed a few myself. I think my dogs are better company than most people. They have better hygiene too. I smoke. Dont lecture me about it. I already have one mother. And she smokes. I love old musicals ie. Oklahoma, The Sound of Music, South Pacific. I love grainy old Bob Hope movies. I used to be an acrobat, and I have trophies and medals to prove it. And if you are stopping by Starbucks, can I get a venti white mocha with 3 extra espresso shots? Thank you.