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- Gender
- Woman
- Looking For
- Man and Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- California, Burney
- Marital Status
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- Height
- 5 ft 4 in / 163-165 cm
- Body Type
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- Race
- Caucasian
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About Me
What kind of chatter comes after x?
Does a Mermaid wear an algebra?Trollin’ for a hookup? Well power up your motors and move on to the next poohbah, because I’m NOT interested.Talk is cheap, chat is free and I’d rather be swimming in a pool of piranhas than wondering if “safe sex” means a padded headboard.Why do I present with a picture of my ass? Because my face would make a freight train take a dirt road.A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
I am looking for someone clever, quick witted (not mean sarcasm), above average intelligence, fun, motivated and creative who likes to do more than hold down the sofa or get polluted at the local pub. If your world revolves around sports, NASCAR, guns & ammo magazine, taboo magazine, hunting/poaching and country/western music (most likely not a good fit.) We
Does a Mermaid wear an algebra?Trollin’ for a hookup? Well power up your motors and move on to the next poohbah, because I’m NOT interested.Talk is cheap, chat is free and I’d rather be swimming in a pool of piranhas than wondering if “safe sex” means a padded headboard.Why do I present with a picture of my ass? Because my face would make a freight train take a dirt road.A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
I am looking for someone clever, quick witted (not mean sarcasm), above average intelligence, fun, motivated and creative who likes to do more than hold down the sofa or get polluted at the local pub. If your world revolves around sports, NASCAR, guns & ammo magazine, taboo magazine, hunting/poaching and country/western music (most likely not a good fit.) We
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