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ElviraGulch 54 years old, Woman, Live in Florida

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Gender
Woman
Looking For
Man
Country
United States
Location
Florida, Gainesville
Marital Status
Married
Height
5 ft 11 in / 181-183 cm
Body Type
Large
Race
Caucasian
Religion
Other
Profession
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About Me

I lied, I am not Glenda the Good Witch of the North
I'm a big, old, tall, cranky woman. I am sexually deprived at home (which explains the cranky part). But...I bathe every day and brush my OWN teeth after every meal. Red hair, green eyes. I bite my nails, eat in front of the TV, and steal the neighbors newspaper. I'll ask you a million questions but I won't ever share any personal information about myself. I'm pretty smart but I have a terrible memory. Be warned, I have a temper that would humble Joan Crawford. But, when I am in the mood (aroused)..oh my god, watch out..I think I could put a hurting on even the strongest of men.I'm not much on sending pictures but I will meet you and you are welcome to look me over and feel me up if need be to make sure we are compatible. I do not respond to people that do not have pictures on their on profiles. IN ESTERO, FL TIL AFTER LABOR DAY,
I am looking for a casual, NSA, meeting for pure sex and pleasure. Partner needs to be...tall, big, clean, under 45 (I already have one old man, don't need another) Good looking would be nice, but, hey, who am I to be picky. I don't care for bald head (but it would give me a place to stick my gum while we are playing). Sense of humor, trust me, you'll need it. Openminded with a wicked streak. I would consider a couple but I'm not kissing your wife..you married her..you kiss her. Your response must have a picture and your spelling has to be accurate. I can't stand a person that can't spell. Oh, and if you talk ghetto, like "whassup" and all that crap...don't bother to respond I hate that worse than poor spelling. I'm rereading my profile and I sound kind of bitchy..so add that into my description. Have a nice day.