Scratch my itch baby!!
It's funny, I don't really know what I'm doing here. I was hoping you might be able to tell me. I feel like something's missing from my life but I don't know what. I can tell you that I've been thinking about sex much more than usual. Maybe I just need to get crazy with some random guy. I wonder if that would satisfy me. Let's try it and see if that's it.
I'm not really sure what I'm looking for. I'm NOT looking for a boyfriend but I am looking to get laid, if that tells you anything.