How about some spicy play on the side?
Fit, healthy, at least passably attractive, well traveled & educated, very amorous & sensual, serious lover of life and all of it's pleasures. Someone who just loves to laugh, and appreciates quality, erotic, considerate friends.
An intelligent, sexually confident, playful lady who is a bit bored with her daily existence, and enjoys exploring and experiencing new, erotic pleasures with a trusted, discreet, man who will take the time to learn just exactly how she likes to have her garter snapped, hehehe <wink>.