Goldilocks searching for 'just right'...
Do I have this right? Goldilocks is the chick who goes into the house looking for her kitty and the three dudes tie her up in the bed and take turns... oh wait! That's something else!
"He reached down and grabbed the back of her hair. He rolled all of her blonde locks into his palm like a shiny golden rope connected to the rear of her skull and jerked back as if correcting a dog on a leash."Looking for an experienced master only. You know if you are. Please, sir, tell me where I can meet you to chat.