Save a Mouse, Eat a Pussy
I am looking for an intimate and loving relationship, one that is based on trust, mutual respect, compromise and openness. You have an awesome sense of humor and have no problems making me laugh! So send me an email and lets see what we can discover together!
I'm looking for someone I can hang out with, tell dirty jokes to, and have sex 3 times a day with. They have to want to try new things, and impress me. Otherwise they're out. And I'd hate to say it, but looks DO matter...so if you're interested please send a pic attatched in your message so I can blow it up...no pun intended ;)