Humbly excited--like a puppy without joy
Downtrodden. I'm as sad a sight as a bag lady in the freezing rain a disgusting, vile human being who punts puppies and kicks cats. Fat, ugly, bald and far too old to get it up, my favorite meal is a slice of humble pie with a side of selfdeprecating mush. Hi....where's your sense of humor?
Uninhibited, open, and honest. Charmingly charismatic, and being unbelievably funny wouldn't hurt something more than a head of hair. Sexy thoughts with vicious intent. And a smile's a must.