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- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Man
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Location
- Barnsley, Barnsley
- Marital Status
- Divorced
- Height
- 5 ft 8 in / 173-175 cm
- Body Type
- Average
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
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About Me
Barnsley man needs someone to play with
clean, solvent, discrete and available, fairly sporty [weights/running], reasonable physique [could do with some bedroom workouts]. For those looking for someone with a sense of humour, here's my current fav jokeA family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!"The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses...."
a woman to do more than just blow my mind. Single or attached ladies welcome, just be honest about it.
clean, solvent, discrete and available, fairly sporty [weights/running], reasonable physique [could do with some bedroom workouts]. For those looking for someone with a sense of humour, here's my current fav jokeA family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!"The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses...."
a woman to do more than just blow my mind. Single or attached ladies welcome, just be honest about it.
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