Hey little miss
You’ve probably gotten a few dozen emails from losers who are freshly divorced from their 8th wife, have 5 bratty kids, a sexy picture of an overlyhairy back on their profile, and who just got promoted to flipping burgers at McDonalds. Either that, or you’re being hit on by the geriatrics who discovered the Internet and Metamucil at that same time and are feeling as virile as a twenty year old. Well, I’m not going to spend too much time talking about myself, but I’m good looking, muscular, funny, exciting, adventurous, cool, a real man’s man the kind of man other men want to be, and women want to be with! But most of all, out of everything else, my best trait is… I’m modest. So if you’re looking to further your career at McDonalds, or think that Liver Spots are really, really hot, then I’m not the guy for you. But if you want to meet up and have a great time and some great conversation, then we should get together. If you think you can handle it, that is!
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