Fancy a shag?
I'm a damnfine looking American living in the UK.
I'm looking for a beautiful, sexy woman that likes going out to eat as well as staying in once in a while. I'd also like her to introduce me to the wonders of this great country (I am a guest in England, after all). She's gotta also like to scratch the back of my neck just how I like. Then I'll be putty in her hands. Or the exact opposite if she knows what she's doing. ;)