If you only knew...
People mistake my honesty for sarcasm, my kindness for sincerity & my realism for negativity. I have nothing to prove & no one to prove it to. I'm easily bored and too lazy to care. I love cartoons & beef. I don't like liars or cats. I am not a cowboy, not a bad boy, nor a momma's boy.
I would really enjoy going to a nice restaurant and be able to say, "table for two, please." All I ask is for you to just be real with me and yourself.