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master of the universe
tired of being lonely please it wont bite
messiahzurich1y"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes or No is the answer."I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90)The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.I'd call you a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be like flogging a dead horse."God is as real as I am." he assured me, and my faith was restored, for I knew Santa would never lie.People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than motorcycle gangs.If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, have you considered becoming a guillotine operator?"Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, coz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to."Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means.""The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.""The pen is mightier than the sword." The penis mightier than the swordMuch better punctuation MarkWe the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long that we are now qualified
tired of being lonely please it wont bite
messiahzurich1y"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes or No is the answer."I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90)The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.I'd call you a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be like flogging a dead horse."God is as real as I am." he assured me, and my faith was restored, for I knew Santa would never lie.People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than motorcycle gangs.If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, have you considered becoming a guillotine operator?"Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, coz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to."Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means.""The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.""The pen is mightier than the sword." The penis mightier than the swordMuch better punctuation MarkWe the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long that we are now qualified
