New in town, need a guide!
Hi, I'm Meredith! I just moved to Minneapolis from Mobile and other than the fact that they both start with 'M', I can't imagine two cities more different. So what I need is someone to show me around this city. Preferably a pretty girl who can show me where the good restaurants are, and point out the interesting museums, best theatres, and which bookstores and parks deserve my attention.
I AM INTERESTED IN WOMEN ONLY!! MEN, DO NOT CONTACT ME FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER!! I like pretty, intelligent girls. Girls who read books, and newspapers, and can have intelligent conversations. I dislike Barbies. Oh, and I can kill my own spiders, open my own jars, and change my own tires, so I have no need of men, for any reason. Whatsoever. So guys, don't waste my time.