Its me again!
I am from Lockshire Scotland. I am a movie producer. I produce mostly moderatly successful foreign indy horror films. I have an IQ of 170 and speak 38 languages including hindi, swahili, canine and plant. I am a made member of the Gambino crime family currently under the FBI's witness protection program. I have been to outer space ... twice. I kicked Chuck Noriss's ass. I am independantly wealthy but choose not to exhibit my status. I invented time travel and am a compulsive liar.
Someone intelligent that can carry a conversation. I like to laugh so they better like to laugh, and of course someone sexy.