Tired of playing games
I'm a fairly attractive and intelligent guy who is looking to hang out and have some fun for once. I'm very easy going and like to have fun (which I haven't had in a while). I am retired from the military and very successful in my current career. I have a sarcastic side and a very witty sense of humor so you need to have a thick skin and not take things personally when I'm in a playful mood.
Someone who doesn't want to be 'fixed' by me or isn't too needy. She doesn't need to be a 'Barbie Doll' but I don't want any trolls either. A good sense of humor is a must! She needs to like (or at least tolerate football) and not be pretentious.