munchmenow 34 years old, Woman, Live in Colorado

Gender

Woman

Looking For

Woman

Country

United States

Location

Colorado, Fort Collins

Marital Status

Single

Height

5 ft 6 in / 168-170 cm

Body Type

Athletic

Race

Caucasian

Religion

Jewish

Profession

Ask Me

This IS where a girl goes to get laid.
I have a great friend who found a couple that has been fucking her brains out so I figured I could try it, too. I am the kind of girl you don't take home to mom... but you want all your friends to know you are dating. I curse (thanks to 4 brothers) like a fucking sailor and will slap you silly if you piss me off. Yes, I am a bitch.... but a bitch that will get you off whenever you ask nicely. I am here to meet some people who attract me with their minds.... you better be able to chat me up with the best of them because telling me that "would like to get together for drinks and see where it goes" just shows how uncreative you will be in bed. So are you willing to try me out? Think you have the goods?BTW I really, truly wish I had chosen a different handle name.... telling me you want to munch me is so lame that after the first 100 times I saw it I just become adjitated....
A brilliant and funny mind. Don't get out the thesaurus or anything but show me you can "pu