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Profile
- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- Oklahoma, Stillwater
- Marital Status
- Single
- Height
- 6 ft 1 in / 186-188 cm
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
- Other
- Profession
- Student
About Me
Don't let it be easy. Visualize perfection
I am the Uno champion. I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. I frequently make untalented deathcore bands angry while attending their concerts. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 6'1" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun than my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilimanjaro, and K2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix. I party like it's 1999. I am America's next top model. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in armwrestling. I once read Paradise Lost, The Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fulle
I am the Uno champion. I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. I frequently make untalented deathcore bands angry while attending their concerts. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 6'1" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun than my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilimanjaro, and K2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix. I party like it's 1999. I am America's next top model. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in armwrestling. I once read Paradise Lost, The Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fulle
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