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- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- Kansas, Eudora
- Marital Status
- Single
- Height
- 5 ft 7 in / 171-172 cm
- Body Type
- Average
- Race
- Hispanic
- Religion
- Other
- Profession
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About Me
If we all avoid fart-blossoming-jizz-pockets, we will all be okay.
I like fish sticks and long walks on jelly fish infested beaches. Dodgeing the hypodermic needles makes for a great adventure. I enjoy a nice bottle of wine(something fancy like Kendall and Jakson) and conversation about deep, philosophic subjects like is it better for women to swallow or not. Turn me on with batteries and electroshock and I will be yours forever.
Physical I am looking for someone that has most of thier toes and fingers, as they will come in handy later in the realationship. I would prefer if they weren't disgustingly fat, but a little chunky isn't all bad. Oh yeah I prefer nonburn victim/ junkies. Social I don't really care if your social or not, I am probably social enough for the both of us. Plus I don't really want you for social reasonsMental I care not of your mental stability. As long as you don't want to cut me with razor blades while riding me cowgirl style, I am good. Oh and no burning my shit, or shooting at me either, it makes me go limp.
I like fish sticks and long walks on jelly fish infested beaches. Dodgeing the hypodermic needles makes for a great adventure. I enjoy a nice bottle of wine(something fancy like Kendall and Jakson) and conversation about deep, philosophic subjects like is it better for women to swallow or not. Turn me on with batteries and electroshock and I will be yours forever.
Physical I am looking for someone that has most of thier toes and fingers, as they will come in handy later in the realationship. I would prefer if they weren't disgustingly fat, but a little chunky isn't all bad. Oh yeah I prefer nonburn victim/ junkies. Social I don't really care if your social or not, I am probably social enough for the both of us. Plus I don't really want you for social reasonsMental I care not of your mental stability. As long as you don't want to cut me with razor blades while riding me cowgirl style, I am good. Oh and no burning my shit, or shooting at me either, it makes me go limp.
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