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There are exceptions to every rule, I want an exceptional rule breaker!
I didn't see it coming, I wasn't prepared for it. So when the storm hit it swept me right up. I got jerked around and spun in circles and dropped down in the dirt. I lay there hurt and confused. Once my head cleared I looked around and said "Damn Toto, we aren't in Kansas anymore." What would any smart Dorthy do? I put on my ruby stilettos and I began a quest to find the Great and Mighty Wizard of OH OH OH!On my journey I've encountered lots of things, munchkins, a tin man who has no heart, a scarecrow who has no brain, and a cowardly lion.I started thinking a new approach might get better results, so I decided to try and be more like Glenda the Good witch. It was so boring. I got so depressed I wished a house would fall on me! I couldn't understand how Glenda could be such a goody goody and still be cheerful and smile all the time. It was Toto who figured it out, Glenda uses a magic wand! So I got one. I still don't see what Glenda's so happy about. There isn't much magic in those magic wands. If you need proof, take a look at Glenda's older sister. That crazy witch has been after me and Toto ever since I put on my ruby stilettos!A magic wand might work for Glenda, but not for me, no more munchkins, the intentions are good but they don't have what it takes, no more heartless men, brainless men, cowardly liars, nor one more flying monkey,I have my own monkey to worry about. What I'm looking for is a Great and Mighty wizard who knows how to make some real magic
I'm not looking for a relationship I have a husband and family. I also don't want one night stands, players or fuck buddies. My time is limited and I like to make the most of it.I have zero tolerance for games, lies or bullshit. I'm looking for a friend with bennies. Someone in a similar domestic situation who is understanding of family/work obligations, time constraints and the need for discretion but who also needs a little extra attention and someone to share their darkside with. The
I didn't see it coming, I wasn't prepared for it. So when the storm hit it swept me right up. I got jerked around and spun in circles and dropped down in the dirt. I lay there hurt and confused. Once my head cleared I looked around and said "Damn Toto, we aren't in Kansas anymore." What would any smart Dorthy do? I put on my ruby stilettos and I began a quest to find the Great and Mighty Wizard of OH OH OH!On my journey I've encountered lots of things, munchkins, a tin man who has no heart, a scarecrow who has no brain, and a cowardly lion.I started thinking a new approach might get better results, so I decided to try and be more like Glenda the Good witch. It was so boring. I got so depressed I wished a house would fall on me! I couldn't understand how Glenda could be such a goody goody and still be cheerful and smile all the time. It was Toto who figured it out, Glenda uses a magic wand! So I got one. I still don't see what Glenda's so happy about. There isn't much magic in those magic wands. If you need proof, take a look at Glenda's older sister. That crazy witch has been after me and Toto ever since I put on my ruby stilettos!A magic wand might work for Glenda, but not for me, no more munchkins, the intentions are good but they don't have what it takes, no more heartless men, brainless men, cowardly liars, nor one more flying monkey,I have my own monkey to worry about. What I'm looking for is a Great and Mighty wizard who knows how to make some real magic
I'm not looking for a relationship I have a husband and family. I also don't want one night stands, players or fuck buddies. My time is limited and I like to make the most of it.I have zero tolerance for games, lies or bullshit. I'm looking for a friend with bennies. Someone in a similar domestic situation who is understanding of family/work obligations, time constraints and the need for discretion but who also needs a little extra attention and someone to share their darkside with. The
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