I actually do laugh out loud
Hey all you guys, I hope to meet someone very soon. I am a sweet,sexy, woman with so much to offer I cant even begin to tell you. Anyway I love baseball, football. and hockey. I really need a man that like sports at least a little bit. I love cooking for myself and of course I would love to cook for you too. I never meet anybody worthwhile at bars so I figured I would give this a try. I promise I am a sweetheart and I hope to meet a man soon.
Guys, I'm looking for someone to keep me company when I want it. That means when I want you to come by and "take care of me" it means come over and we will have some fun. But then you go home and don't bother me until I need you again. It might be frequent or it could just be one time. Either way I'm sure you won't mind what I do to you.