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- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Location
- Calderdale, Halifax
- Marital Status
- Ask Me
- Height
- Ask Me
- Body Type
- Large
- Race
- Various
- Religion
- Buddhist/Taoist
- Profession
- Not Working
About Me
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I'm a fat,mixed raced slob.I don't work or intend to.I have a criminal record and masturbate regularly. I hate animals,especially puppies. Most of my teeth have fallen out and my breath stinks.I like to watch Jeremy Kyle and shameless whilst eating McDonalds. I also hate spending money so if you wont to wine and dine,you must pay.I also like to drink drive my Fiat Panda round town whilst listening to to some banging tunes.
A beautiful,sophisticated woman who likes to provide for her man,perform foreplay and not receive an back,shut up when I say,watch what I wont,do ALL the cleaning,washing up etc and pick up my Dole money. You must also provide my with an alibi for when I go robbing. You must also swallow.Sorry no fat bitches or single mums because I detest kids. If you interested in the man of your dreams give me a wink or whatever.
I'm a fat,mixed raced slob.I don't work or intend to.I have a criminal record and masturbate regularly. I hate animals,especially puppies. Most of my teeth have fallen out and my breath stinks.I like to watch Jeremy Kyle and shameless whilst eating McDonalds. I also hate spending money so if you wont to wine and dine,you must pay.I also like to drink drive my Fiat Panda round town whilst listening to to some banging tunes.
A beautiful,sophisticated woman who likes to provide for her man,perform foreplay and not receive an back,shut up when I say,watch what I wont,do ALL the cleaning,washing up etc and pick up my Dole money. You must also provide my with an alibi for when I go robbing. You must also swallow.Sorry no fat bitches or single mums because I detest kids. If you interested in the man of your dreams give me a wink or whatever.
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