dumb, annoying, ugly guy, with no sense of humor
Funny, smart, laidback easygoing slow and deliberate guy looking for someone who can have FUN. Able to reach things on the top shelf. Would make a great centerpiece for your bed. Can put EverReady Bunny to shame. Still have all my teeth and hair. Low mileage. (Sorry about all the naked pics; just don't LOOK...hey! I SAW you looking!~)
You probably would not normally do this (Because I wouldn't...normally), but you are not looking to get into any relationship and are intrigued to just let yourself go with a hot sexy guy (umm...that would be me) for drama free fun. I'm more fun than a vibrator (depending on the amps and number of attachments, of COURSE.) You should really have a brain, a heart, courage, and a sense of humor, because there's no place like home?? Don't respond if you are going to send me one email and never follow up. I'm nice, I want to talk to someone nice. (Of course, really SEXY or HORNY would be acceptable substitutes) And for those OTHER people, NO...I'm not interested in your xxxwebsite! What, do I LOOK that desperate?