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chrishatty

cheeky_asshole 29 years old, Man, Live in Brighton and Hove

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Gender
Man
Looking For
Man
Country
United Kingdom
Location
Brighton and Hove, Brighton
Marital Status
Single
Height
5 ft 9 in / 176-178 cm
Body Type
Slim
Race
Caucasian
Religion
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Profession
Medical (Nursing/Physician)

About Me

Run Away, little girl
Hey, whats up you mucky pup Welcome to my humble obode,come in, sit down, take of your bra. N il tells u a little about meselfnow before we begin there are couple of rules of conduct that will apply. Don’t want you to get any ideas. Yes you missy.My Rules for 1835 year olds (and you shal bloody obey them I tells u)Rule 1) Im not going to marry youSecond Rule) Tis proberly not going to get past the physical unless you are something extemley special. Im very very picky. Im a selfish prick, well educated, Good looking, cultured with a slim toned body.Young enough to do it and old enough to do it right.I don’t smoke ,Im lots of fun but I don’t have time for petty drama or emotional hystercs.Im refreshing honest but I say don’t trust anybody who says im honest cause there was no need to say that like when some1 says in a sentence “to be honest” why do they need to say that , tis a bloody conumdrum.I is usually in a happy happy joy joy positive mood but I don’t tolerate Disrespect, bad behaviour and or wasting of my time.I say what I think and feel in the moment. Yes I do judge people and im opinionated.I have a very high sexual drive and dirty mind which I never apologise for. So if you’re a “im not gona have sex til im married” or in fact a nun then what are you doing on here honestly. be gone with you, SHooo
I have a varied sexual appeitite (don’t talk about that to strangers)I would love to find a good women and they are very hard to come by (from an early age I learnt that womens looks only get em so far with me, (but that’s for another story) The way I see , you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your princessAs you can tell I Don’t conform to proper lingoNow for the gentlemen in the room, if your copy and pasting and by that I mean stealing pieces of my profile for your own endevers you should be bloody shamed of yourself.Here comes the hardest part or perhaps not, like an audition at x factor and imagine im the evil simon cowell staring intensley, but silently quietly judgeingC