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- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Man
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Location
- Cornwall, Falmouth
- Marital Status
- Ask Me
- Height
- 6 ft 2 in / 189-190 cm
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
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- Profession
- Student
About Me
Garfield meets the Kaiser
ok let's see If i can be a little different, without being too much like me...and not being cheese like "yes I buy you roses everyday and leave chocolates on the stairs with little love messages!" OH please fuck off and get some BALLS.If you're looking for a gentleman in a suit to dine with candlelit dinners you're knocking on the wrong door.I am the sort of guy who sees an Egg, gives it legs, arms a personality and eyes and then makes a month project animation out of it...now i'm regretting choosing an egg...Yes, I AM an art student.But don't let that put you off.I am the sponatnious mad man, who will, do evil things behind a bush, jump off tall things, randomly change direction, and sometimes not even que!I have a mature side, but most of the time it's put to one side. I do like older gal's because a lot of them are fun and not gold diggers. I saw a site yesturday where you had to text if you wanted to speak to them and all the older women apologized for being slow texters. That's what I love! I'M SHIT AT TEXTING TOO! I can't do it! I have a phone that was found in a caveman's armpit! But I don't care! Looks don't matter too much (obviously if things are to progress I need to find you attractive but you don't necissarily need to be Jennifer Aniston [mmhmm!]) the only thing is figure, not into bbw and not into stick insecty size nothings. I do like something to grab onto.There are only two things you need know about me; I do not like brocolli,
If you are bored and no longer wish to be bored, have thoughtful hair (i would not describe mine thus but my hair is rubbish so there you go) and a nice set of tits. Nah I'm kidding, although I wouldn't complain obvers. I'm still a man at heart, just like you're a woman and therefore I can dangle a dairy milk in front of your face and make you my own lifesized puppet. :D But enough of the sexual stereotypes. Honestly if you like laughing, I garentee to make you laugh, or at the very least make you feel like you want to but you're a little wierd
ok let's see If i can be a little different, without being too much like me...and not being cheese like "yes I buy you roses everyday and leave chocolates on the stairs with little love messages!" OH please fuck off and get some BALLS.If you're looking for a gentleman in a suit to dine with candlelit dinners you're knocking on the wrong door.I am the sort of guy who sees an Egg, gives it legs, arms a personality and eyes and then makes a month project animation out of it...now i'm regretting choosing an egg...Yes, I AM an art student.But don't let that put you off.I am the sponatnious mad man, who will, do evil things behind a bush, jump off tall things, randomly change direction, and sometimes not even que!I have a mature side, but most of the time it's put to one side. I do like older gal's because a lot of them are fun and not gold diggers. I saw a site yesturday where you had to text if you wanted to speak to them and all the older women apologized for being slow texters. That's what I love! I'M SHIT AT TEXTING TOO! I can't do it! I have a phone that was found in a caveman's armpit! But I don't care! Looks don't matter too much (obviously if things are to progress I need to find you attractive but you don't necissarily need to be Jennifer Aniston [mmhmm!]) the only thing is figure, not into bbw and not into stick insecty size nothings. I do like something to grab onto.There are only two things you need know about me; I do not like brocolli,
If you are bored and no longer wish to be bored, have thoughtful hair (i would not describe mine thus but my hair is rubbish so there you go) and a nice set of tits. Nah I'm kidding, although I wouldn't complain obvers. I'm still a man at heart, just like you're a woman and therefore I can dangle a dairy milk in front of your face and make you my own lifesized puppet. :D But enough of the sexual stereotypes. Honestly if you like laughing, I garentee to make you laugh, or at the very least make you feel like you want to but you're a little wierd
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