Yes they are real!
I’m intelligent and I have the best sense of humor of anyone I have ever met. Two things I hear all the time from everyone I meet. That I should go into comedy and I have a voice that should be on radio. I'm just looking to see whats out there. Getting a little tire of the same thing with the same people.
First if you’re a nut job, head case, cuckoo for coco puffs please contact Dr Phil not me. If you are a woman who has an “Adams Apple” I think it might get in my way. If you do not have a sense of humor (e.g. you didn’t get the joke I just made) we will not work out. I do have high standards. Often my friends say they are too high. There are just somethings that I dont want to compromise on. I am looking for a long term relationship but I am not going to wait around for Mrs. Right to fall from the sky. Life is too short to wait and who knows I might meet the woman who “has everything I never knew I wanted” Until then I am going to enjoy every moment of life and I am looking for someone to share it with. My ideal woman: Tall, rich and has been a centfold at least twice. Ok lets get a bit more realalistic. How about short owns a bar and has a flat head. On second thought I am not much of drinker. I'll go with passionate even if its just about your peanut butter brand. Fisty Firey and Freakable. Haa thought i was going to put the other fword in there didnt you. But thats a good quality too.