I have the biggest boner right now
That is pretty much all that matters.Besides the erection, though, the most notable thing about me is my sense of humor. I absolutely love making people laugh, so if you prefer being a sourpuss, I'm sorry but we just won't click.
Obviously, then, someone who likes to laugh. I highly doubt we won't get to know each other before bumpin' nasties, so I might as well play to my strengths. Someone who understands that I am not wellbuilt, but that by no means stops me from being a passionate lover. If you're truly openminded, and have an easygoing personality, we should get along great. It would also help if you liked having hot, sweaty orgasms. Because I can make you do that. A lot.