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About Me
I'm too cool, but talk to me anyway
I'm a male supermodel/bodybuilder/stripper and I'm just plain cool. Like you know, one of those people that when you walk past in the street you die inside knowing that your life is all about trying to become what mine is and you think to yourself, "I want a piece of that. But he's too good for me, really he'd never think twice about me because he's super sexy and makes Arnold look like a preschooler. And he makes Brad Pitt look like a grubby old homeless man." And you're entirely right, I am too good for you and I do make Brad Pitt look ugly, compare pictures. But seriously.... I do fight in an underground pitfighting club where you fight to the death. Needless to say, I'm undefeated.
a female pitfighter would be nice, but anything else is acceptable
I'm a male supermodel/bodybuilder/stripper and I'm just plain cool. Like you know, one of those people that when you walk past in the street you die inside knowing that your life is all about trying to become what mine is and you think to yourself, "I want a piece of that. But he's too good for me, really he'd never think twice about me because he's super sexy and makes Arnold look like a preschooler. And he makes Brad Pitt look like a grubby old homeless man." And you're entirely right, I am too good for you and I do make Brad Pitt look ugly, compare pictures. But seriously.... I do fight in an underground pitfighting club where you fight to the death. Needless to say, I'm undefeated.
a female pitfighter would be nice, but anything else is acceptable
