She probably lives in Tahiti
Thin, lanky, crookedtoothed geezer wi grey hair! Very casual dresser (tho do have a James Cagney suit in the wardrobe for weddings and funerals!). In danger of becoming a recluse the only excitement in my life recently being the fortnightly visits from my 9yearold daughter and, while I lover her to bits, it would be nice to talk about something other than Hannah bloody Montana!
Cameron Diaz would be nice but failing that slim to average, blonde and blueeyed, brunette and browneyed, redhaired Viking Queen or, indeed, any female with a sense of humour for the occasional night out or in not too sporty, I'm too damn lazy to go jogging!