i'm an enigma inside a conumdrum, surrounded by riddles...
potty rained and double jointed!!!i am an artist, a practical joker, a fun guy and a best friend...i'm tattooed (obviously), pierced and very serious. i am also one of the funniest guys you will ever meet. i'm alcohol and drug free and I am in great health.
carbon based life forms, unicycle juggler, fire walker, community snake charmer, underwater archer, cheese doodler, cat teaser, puppy smuggler, international date liner, browbeater, tonguelasher (oh baby), amateur pet neuterer, boondoggler, cattle rustler, long distance hula hooper. hey i ain't no weirdo or nuffin' just gots my likes.