I'm better than sex. Wait. I'm better with sex. Wait. I'm better after sex.
I'm a weirdo and an artist and sometimes a computer programmer.
I'm hoping she wears clean socks when she wears socks. It would also be cool if she likes guacamole, but that's not a requirement. Having a large supply of crack is also unnecessary, but welcomed. I'm not a whore, I'm an enthusiast.