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About Me
Sophisticated, polite and sexy
Tall, well manner, funny guy with an appetite.. for more hot fun!!!Athletic and energetic and enjoys socialising and taking things easy... subtle, discreet and very charming.Totally buys into two way pleasure... and is looking for like minded woman to share in the fun and excitment which doesnt make life dull. Whose up for drinks, food, dancing, kissing and cuddling?
This should make you laugh in the meantime and keep you occupied.. as i cant get hold of you girls...so if your keen hit me up!!At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in thoseJeans! Go on now go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!![Chorus]I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus]I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Tall, well manner, funny guy with an appetite.. for more hot fun!!!Athletic and energetic and enjoys socialising and taking things easy... subtle, discreet and very charming.Totally buys into two way pleasure... and is looking for like minded woman to share in the fun and excitment which doesnt make life dull. Whose up for drinks, food, dancing, kissing and cuddling?
This should make you laugh in the meantime and keep you occupied.. as i cant get hold of you girls...so if your keen hit me up!!At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in thoseJeans! Go on now go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!![Chorus]I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus]I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
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