Lil Lesbian Girl's Letter to Santa.....
Dear Santa,I have been a very, very, very good lil lesbian girl this year. I haven't kicked, bit,scratched, or hit any of the other girls, so I think I deserve something good this year. My list only has 1 item, but it's a tall order, so I'm enclosing some skim milk and carbwell cookies for your enjoyment....I figured since I'm having such a hard time finding my favorite toy, you and the elves can hook up a little something in that workshop you have up there. I would like a new doll I'd like to call fuck friend barbie...No strings attached(and no ken attached either, than you very much)Now before you go ballistic about the language, let me say that I mean that in the nicest way possible. so okay, this is what I want....(I know you don't need the pen and paper usually, but you might want to write this down)1. Please let her be single(i.e NO MARRIED WOMEN OR COUPLES). I'm sure you remember the big malibu ken fiasco at age 9. I don't want any trace of a ken doll....2. Since