Awesome guy looking for awesome girl
Welcome, dear reader, to my incredible and, quite frankly, powerfully awesome page. If this is your first time to read this, then where in the world have you been? You've missed a hell of a lot of astonishing adventures, let me tell you. But it's alright. I forgive you. We all have to start somewhere, I suppose. Allow me to introduce myself. I am an adventurer and fulltime hedonist. Not to put too fine a point on it, I am a legend in my own lifetime, and I rather fancy I shall be a legend in everyone's lifetime henceforth. I really am bloody fantastic. When I am not attending to my many impressive duties, such as attending banquets and balls, or lounging about languidly in my spacious mansion, I like nothing more than finding myself enjoying a good wine while working out where my next legendary unexpected adventure will take me. In conclusion, then, dear reader: I am, quite simply, amazing.